i-would-bang-voldemort:

idcau:

if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

but if you wink it will raise 200%

(via cant-you-see-imbroken)

waltersnowwhite:

a detailed list of things i hate

  • hot weather
  • high temperatures
  • heat
  • warmer than average conditions

(via cant-you-see-imbroken)

  • relative: so, are you dating anyone?
  • me: yeah, actually! want to see them?
  • relative: sure!
  • relative: why are you starting up a video game

pestered:

please dont be ashamed of stretch marks it is proof you are growing it doesnt mean you are fat it means youre growing into a pretty flower you are special and cute 

(via cant-you-see-imbroken)