if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%

but if you wink it will raise 200%

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a detailed list of things i hate

  • hot weather
  • high temperatures
  • heat
  • warmer than average conditions

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  • relative: so, are you dating anyone?
  • me: yeah, actually! want to see them?
  • relative: sure!
  • relative: why are you starting up a video game


please dont be ashamed of stretch marks it is proof you are growing it doesnt mean you are fat it means youre growing into a pretty flower you are special and cute 

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